I Know, My Life Really is Exciting

So here's a look at a weekend in the life of your's truly.

I drank with some friends on Thursday, which I count as the start of the weekend because I'm a really cool college guy.

Since I'm resourceful and awesome I made this mask out of a beer box. It could either be a wrestling mask or the mask of an incredibly scary, yet awesome killer. But if he were chasing you he would be easy to run away from because he would probably be drunk.

Then I went home, and went to Shaws a lot and found awesome things like this opener. It even opens cans of soda! But if you can't open a can of soda you should be getting more help than this.

I spoke too soon, because I even tried opening a can of soda with this and I still couldn't do it.

This wasn't the Hoegaarden I was looking for! Right? Right? Too much fun.

I really appreciate that Mike's wants to help out with breast cancer awareness, but telling us about their penises is irrelevant.

Whoa! I found the Batman symbol in my fried dough. This is like the time my friend Tony and I found Robert Pattinson in my cereal. Oh, hey look, that video is actually below this picture. See how I just used self promotion to get you to watch one of my YouTube videos? Very sneaky, I know.

My dad torched the weeds. When he was done he came in asking for food and wanting to talk about time travel; it was weird.

Hardwood Sausage, just the way your mother likes it. Said like Sean Connery, of course.

I think these honey bears had a little too much to drink. And yes, you can use this for a commercial, Miller Lite, just give me a year's supply and we'll call it even.

My friend on the left, Connor, has an African American half brother and step father, and Zach, on the left, is Jewish. Their families make up almost all of the diversity in my town.

Your family's so Jewish they buy water that doesn't even have a name. How was that Wilmer Valderrama?

I bet this really makes you want to hang out with me! Maybe we can sometime, and have great adventures like these. That would just be grand.

-Mikey Weil, really cool guy who's blog posts you keep reading